Inspiration: Creature Feature with a Difference...

I have a secret to share.  I actually love the TV show, River Monsters.  For those who have never seen this program it's about a marine biologist, Jeremy Wade, who scouts places like the Amazon in search for underwater predators that could explain particularly gruesome legends; people mysteriously dragged into the waters and never seen again; boats tipped and limbs bitten off; creatures rising to attack.  As with many cultures, monsters such as these become legendary and things to be feared, but at the end of the day explanations usually fall down to nature.

And in the uncharted Amazon, who knows what lurks out there.  

I'm not really into fishing, and this program features a lot of that, but I just love discovering some of the fish that he comes across, fish that I'd never heard of - and fish that will fit so well in any fantasy world.  Honestly, if you're world-building and have a river that you want to make dangerous, just give it life.  Give it catfish big enough to swallow a human, piranhas that hunt in packs and can clean a bone in seconds, 200lb Tarpons with solid bone heads that leap feet into the air and have been known to tip boats and kill people with a single, unfortunate blow, and, of course, Tiger Fish, also known as the demon fish with its mouth full of razor sharp teeth. 

And not forgetting the smaller creatures that skulk around in the bottom and finish off what others don't eat.  With the amount of flesh eating creatures in the Amazon it's no surprise that once someone goes in, you're lucky if you're ever found.

So with that in mind, why struggle to think of ways to make your world ferocious and dangerous?  Why always look to myth and legend to provide inspiration when all you have to do is look at the nature in our own world?  It can hold answers you never even dreamt of.

Pic of the Week . . . Pastures New

What a week it's been.  First there was a dislocated jaw and an uncomfortable start to the week, next I've handed in my notice in my current job and am moving on to pastures new.

I'm hoping this is a good move creatively.  I'll be working at home again, and last time I was working at home my writing was soaring.  Since taking on a job in an office everything has suffered for some unknown reason; my writing, my art, reading, and even blogging (I'm sure many of you have noticed that).  I'm not blaming it on the job.  It's been a good job for the last two years, but I think it's stunted any creativity.  And so when I was offered this position to work at home again, I jumped at the chance, hoping it will give me more time to sink my teeth into the things I'm more passionate about and things I want to concentrate on going forward.  It's all about lifestyle change.

So, today's Pic of the Week has been inspired by Pastures New.  Unfortunately I don't know the artist, but the piece comes courtesy of WallPaperHi.com.

Enjoy and have an interesting weekend...

Literally Taking On More Than I Can Chew...

Well, it’s been an interesting few days for me.

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while.  Life just takes me in different directions – and Monday was certainly of no exception.  What was supposed to be an innocent, standard trip to the dentist turned out to be a long visit to A&E.  What happened, I hear you ask?

A dislocated Jaw.  Ouch!!

I didn’t feel it go or pop out, but when the dentist finished her clean I couldn’t shut my mouth.  It was locked.  She tried to manipulate it to go back in but failed.  She then got a second dentist to have a try, but she failed too.  Then she got on the phone to a specialist and they were giving her tips on what to try, but to no avail.  In the end, she looked at me with big apologetic eyes and said “I think you need to go to A&E.”

Whheeerrt???!!! (well, it came out as an “Ugh??” ‘cause my mouth was locked open and I couldn’t speak).

So I got my friend to pick me up and take me down to the hospital, and after an agonising two hour wait, drooling everywhere and sitting with wads of tissue, the doctors finally managed to make it to me.  I was drifting off to sleep so was a little startled when they popped their heads round the curtain.  It was my first time in A&E as a patient and for the non-emergancy things they have lounger chairs instead of beds.  I was happy with this, and found the most comfortable position was right back with my head up to take some of the pressure off the jaw, and there I dosed, sleeping away the pain and the headache and the sore, dry throat.

But oh, my god!  It took two doctors to get my jaw back in.  They tried me in different positions (sounds like a re-enactment of 50 Shades) and eventually had me sitting in a small chair with him behind me, both hands pulling at my jaw until slipped back in.  The relief was instant.  A working jaw is sooo under-rated!

Funny this should happen though.  I’ve been back and forth to the doctors for a while now with an issue in my ear. I went for four weeks without hearing in it back in November, and they flushed it and gave me drops but it’s still not right.  It comes and goes.  But I’ve just discovered how close the jaw bone actually is to the ear canal.  And if I have an underlying issue with my jaw – which is what they suspect – this could be the reason why I’ve been having problems with my ear.  It’s an issue that, unbeknown to me, has been getting progressively worse and this trip to the dentist was just enough to tip it over the edge.

So, I’ve gone from someone who has never broken a bone to a women with a dislocated jaw.  I don’t recommend that to anyone.  So let's just say, on my next trip to the dentist, both my nurse and I will takes things a little more easy...lol

A Visit From The Night Terrors...

I think I had my first brush with sleep paralysis last night. Somewhat of an interesting experience.

For those who don't know, sleep paralysis is a common thing. Some people experience it every night, but some will only have it once or twice in a lifetime – or even none at all.  It's happens during REM sleep (rapid eye movement) and in a nut shell, is where the brain comes into semi-consciousness but the body remains in sleep mode.  Because of this, sufferers feel like they're paralyzed with a crushing pressure on their chest, making it difficult to breath.  This is basically where the body is still shallow breathing, something it naturally does during sleep.  And because the mind is only semi-conscious, it brings forth elements of a dream state, causing hallucinations such as demons sitting on your chest or evil presences in the room.  It's all interesting stuff but at the time it's utterly terrifying.

I've read a lot about dream paralysis- or the Night Terrors - and even used it in a short story, but I've never experienced it - until last night.  At least I'm guessing that's what it was.  

I woke up during the night to a pitch black room.  Usually my alarm clock is bright enough to fight back some of the shadows but last night it was switched off.  My cat, as usual, was lying on my pillow next to my head, purring away, and I was on my back with my arms up, my hand stroking her.  But there was something else on the bed with us.  For some unknown reason I believed it was my parent's little dog, a yorkshire terrier, and I could even see him in the shadows.  At first he was standing over me, wagging his tail, and I'm not sure whether I actually moved but I thought I reached out to stroke him and he moved away from me, just out of reach, and passed his attention to the bedroom door.  

That's when I felt completely terrified.

I felt that something was outside in the hallway.  The hallway looked slightly illuminated - probably the moonlight through the window - and something was there.  It felt evil and I honestly thought someone had broken into my house.  Then I saw a shadowy figure walk by.  I could have screamed.  My other half works away and I was alone in the house.  The little dog was still wagging its tail at the door and my cat - a very real cat - was still purring at my head.  But instead of getting up and hiding - or fighting or doing whatever else you do when you realise someone is in your house - I thought the best thing to do was to close my eyes and don't look.  Just pretend I didn't see it and pray that it didn't come into my room.

Inevitably, I fell asleep again and woke this morning slightly confused.

I have some pretty vivid dreams, and nightmares rarely scare me, but last night!!!  I've never felt so terrified.  And if it was indeed the night terrors, I know there's a reasonable, scientific explanation for it, but I can't seem to shake this slight feeling of dread about going to sleep tonight and it happening again.

We'll see.

Has anyone else experienced sleep paralysis?
    

A Festive Pic of the Week . . .

Well, this is probably my last post for 2014 (A little early for Pic of the Week, I know), so I'll finish the year with this gem by an artist who goes by Brandrificus (Brandy) over on DeviantArt, an impressive US artist self-taught in the world of digital art.  Her gallery is definitely worth a visit if you like fairies and fantasy :)

So have a wonderful Christmas and a prosperous New Year, and thank you all for being there for 2014.

'Holly' by Brandificus

It's Ma Birthday!!!

Today - that be the 22nd December - marks a special day.  It was the day I came to be.  Yep, me.  Moi.  My little self.  I be a whole 21 years old (*Cough 34...).

So, for my birthday, I want everyone to give me their old newspapers because I want to make one of these paper mache masterpieces!!!  How awesome is this!!!

Check out the guy's website.  He's a master at paper mache.

Sauron is STILL trying to take over Russia...

I found this article yesterday.  Apparently Moscow in Russia were planning to build a Middle Earth monument in celebration of the release The Hobbit.  They were planning to erect a glowing ‘Eye of Sauron’ on the top of a city skyscraper.  However, plans were scrapped due to complaints from both church and city leaders.

Read the article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-30414032

But how awesome would that have been?  After the (not so recent anymore) eruption of Kamchatka Volcano in Eastern Russia, Russia (or that part anyway) became known as New Mordor.  I posted a blog about it almost exactly a year ago (what are the chances…lol) and had to re-share the images I posted, proving why Russia has claim to that name.

Kamchatka volcano in Eastern Russia

Mordor

So how apt would the glowing ‘Eye of Sauron’ be sitting on top of a Moscow skyscraper?  It would have been perfect!  The final touch to the New Mordor theory!  Such a shame they had to cancel that idea.

Anyway, in celebration of the release of the The Hobbit: The Battle Of Five Armies, the last in the epic trilogy – and maybe the last visit to Middle Earth in general – I’ve chosen this picture for this week’s Pic of the Week.    

Have a great weekend everyone…and remember, the Eye of Sauron is watching (although he won’t be bringing presents regardless if you’ve been naughty or nice…)